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Today is Prime Day, which like most days, is an arbitrary designation invented for the purpose of separating people from their money. Which is fine. Money is good to have, and sometimes you gotta take it from someone else. That’s the way it goes. 

You’ve probably been on Amazon already today, looking at some stuff and maybe buying a product or two. But did you know that you could also buy KICKSTARTED products on there, too? Yeah man. You can. And the best part is, they took the Kickstarter part out of it, so you can just buy the thing and then it will come to your house. Pretty good idea, actually. Amazon: a site to watch in 2017. 

Here are some of our least favorite. Make sure to click through to see if they got a Prime Day discount or not. Don’t just put your credit card on the computer screen and push it. Won’t work.

Illumibowl Toilet Night Light - $95,000 raised on Kickstarter

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Oh cool. A light for my toilet. Which is in the bathroom. Where I also have a light. But it doesn’t make my turds look like toxic waste, so I guess this is better.

Petcube - $319,000

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The Petcube is exactly like a normal security camera, except it has a laser in it and I think it can give your dog snacks. Definitely teach your animal that food comes from expensive electronics. Smart.

Exploding Kittens: A Card Game About Kittens and Explosions and Sometimes Goats - $8,780,000

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If you’re gonna make a corny ass internet game, the least you could do is have the courtesy to not make 9 million fuckin bucks off it.

Simply Gum Mint Natural Chewing Gum - Non GMO, Vegan - $15,000

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Gum. Just…gum.

PicoBrew Zymatic - $1,400,000

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“What if beer cost like 100x more than it does now? And tasted like shit?”

PyroPet Candles Kisa Candle - $101,000

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For the person with an honest-to-God candle budget and very bad taste.

TarDisk 128GB Storage Expansion Card - $127,000

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If you’re about to put out a product that has “Tard” in the title, maybe go back to the drawing board. Or hell, don’t. Worked for Grumpy Cat.

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Your Kickstarter Sucks

9/13/2021

Episode 218: The Cult of JF

Another YKS? Zuhhh? Why don't these guys just quit while they were ahead! They were doing so great! I really love them but it makes me so mad that they won't stop doing episodes, and defeating my salty ass in the process! <---- Sadly, this is what many of our haters sound like today as we release another episode of our beloved podcast. Unfortunately we just can't help these people, as they're determined to not be happy by listening to our wonderful show! Assuming they can get over themselves, they've got some great stuff to listen to today: we've got the big toilet paper brand run down, Mike's wistful memories of his wooden car, and yes, finally, nice dogs telling jokes! So give us a Howdy Dowdy Doo and Gobbledy Gobbledy Goo, and pop the headphones in. It's another (sorry haters!) YKS!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.This week's YKS is sponsored by Honey! When it comes to discount codes, I gotta say Honey is the undisputed champ! Whether it's protein bars, new jeans, or fancy trash bags, Honey has probably got a code to save you some of that cold hard cashola. And maybe you buy other stuff, too, I don't know! That's just what I like. Check 'em out for yourself at JoinHoney.com/YKS and tell 'em the Fancy Trash Lad sent ya!YKS is also brought to you by BetterHelp. Let's get out there and get some help, gang. Confidential, Convenient, Professional, and Affordable: you get 'em all with BetterHelp! No, you don't gotta pinch yourself, they really stuffed all that in there. Hey I need these guys to help me pack my luggage. Probably not going to be going on a trip for a while you know. But you gotta admit it would be pretty cool. Join over 1 million people who love listening to YKS and have taken charge of their mental health (unrelated) by going to BetterHelp.com/YKS. Get 10% off your first month while you're there! By going there!Want more YKS? Yeah, me too! That's why I subscribed to YKS Premium, the place to be for all the biggest YKS fans to chill, hangout, and listen to YKS! This week on the show, a little birdy told me the charismatic and handsome YKS hosts might be responding to all our suggestions about where they should move and reviewing the best and worst "twin movies" ever put to whatever they record movies on now. Wow! I really want to check that out! I'm just a normal fan. Okay, JF out. I mean, not JF! Oh crap!!!

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Another day, another dollar. That's our hardhat, lunchpail approach to creating content, and it most certainly shines through in this episode, yet another instant classic. The 207th in a row. What we've got for you today, gang, is an update on Mike's tooth. And if for some insane reason you need more of a reason to listen than that, well, we also have about 6 Kickstarter projects that we make fun of, and they range from the silly (hand dryer for home use) to the quite frankly absurd (bone conducting mp3 sunglasses). But again, the main thing to remember about this episode is that we are talking about Mike's Tooth. To the extent, quite possibly, that I should have named the episode 207: Mike's Tooth. Too late for me now, though. Not for you! Enjoy the show!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.YKS Premium is the place to be for more Mike and JF tooth content, folks, and if you haven't heard the most recent episode with the greats Tom and Demi, well, you are in for a treat. And the treats keep coming, so open up your treathole! This Friday our friends also the greats Derek and Dril join us to do whatever their crazy brains can come up with. And you are gonna want to check that out. Plus: no ads, videos of the episodes, and much much more. ONLY at the YKS Premium Patreon. And if you find it anywhere else, it's fake!This week's YKS is sponsored by BetterHelp. Could ya use some help? Hell, who couldn't? And you might as well get it from the comfort of your own gamer chair in a fart-filled office. Try BetterHelp today and get 10% off your first month by going to BetterHelp.com/yks and using that damn code, YKS! Yes it's true, we're also sponsored by NordVPN. Wanna be a Limousine-drivin', Netflix-unlockin', no data-retainin' son of a gun? Well NordVPN is a good place to get 'er done. Maybe it's not a place. It's more like an idea. An idea...about saving our listeners money on the top VPN service money can buy. And here's how they do it: by going to NordVPN.com/yks, which makes sense, and using promo code YKS, which makes even more sense, to get 73% off plus 4 free months, which makes the most sense of all. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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His organ, which had fallen from worries, rose again and he, clutching Masha, dragged her back onto the mattress, wanting to bring the work he had begun to the end. For this.

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Of the same species - an ordinary peasant. You must have something bad happened, since you are so angry. And you are not really evil, you are kind and good.

Mike's New Penis - Episode 58 Your Kickstarter Sucks

She began to drive her hips to the sides to get off the penis, but he was deep and was not going to come out. I took Ira tighter by the hips and began to drive a member. He walked well, there was a lot of lubrication. I felt every millimeter of her intestine, the anus tightly and gently squeezed the member. Ira tried to get off the penis for some time, but then she calmed down and relaxed.

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Then I told my husband about this, as if in jest, and he.



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