12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol
Thursday, Aug 12, 2021, 11:51 am
We, humans, are witty enough to make jokes about pretty much anything from race, religion, God to people. Hey, it's okay to read God jokes because Jesus or any other God that we know doesn't send us to hell for doing so! Jesus only hates you when you do bad things, hurt others, commit crimes, etc. Hence what you are about to go through now isn't a deliberate act of sacrilege, but a bunch of jokes that makes an average individual laugh. Here are 12 Jesus Christ memes that are hilarious!
1.Was Inside Of Mary Before Jesus!
2.Hey I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy
"Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm your savior, so praise me, may be!"
That's a cool pickup line, but meeting Jesus Christ for a date is the last thing any girl wants! Jesus Christ does look extremely good in this photo, and every girl wants a guy whose face is as charming as his! Well, most of us know Jesus as a young and handsome white male with blue eyes and stuff, but in reality, he was a Jew and looked like a typical Middle Eastern native!
3.Why Did You Have To Die Jesus?
4.This Republican Jesus!
5.I'm So Sorry Rex, The Ark Is Full!
6.This Ripped Jesus!
8.Screaming God's Name In Bed!
9.This Black Jesus!
10.This Hilarious Meme!
11.Give It Back Tyrone, I Know You Took It!
So, that's the meaning of holy shit?! This meme does sound a bit blasphemous, so laugh at your own risk! Don't come back and complain if you lose your free ticket to heaven for laughing at this meme. As said earlier, this topic is just an assortment of some random Jesus Christ jokes that is specifically created for those who want to check them! Remember, no good lord sends you to hell for making fun of him, even though you are supposed to be respectful to others! Be kind to others, help those who are in need, don't tell lies, don't ruin other people's lives, and that's when God likes you!
Christians love themselves a funny joke as much as anyone else, even if their humor might stay firmly on the 'safe' side of things at times. Because although church can be boring, Sunday school is a drag, nuns, and priests and all the religious beliefs, and God supposedly keeping an eye even on your thoughts, it doesn't always have to be so serious!
We here at Bored Panda are sure that Jesus himself would approve of these funny memes, which tackle Christianity with a bit of fun and a huge smile. Scroll down below to check these religious jokes out for yourself and enjoy, but not too much though ok? God would prefer that you laugh with him, rather than at him!
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Bored Panda spoke to Michael Schaffer, a youth pastor and founder of the popular Facebook page Memes For Jesus. The page focuses "always on challenging Christians to learn to laugh ourselves, but also look at the bigger picture, and keep our focus on serving the Lord, and sharing His Good News."
"I started Memes For Jesus under the name of Christian Memes back in 2012 because anytime I saw memes about Jesus or God, they were always written from a negative perspective and I wanted to give Christians the opportunity to enjoy the best memes they could relate to," Michael told us.
Memes have quickly grown into an incredibly useful and important means of communication, with their often amusing, easily shareable format using cultural references to clever get a point across. Perhaps churches could use them more regularly to reach the younger members of their faith? "I don’t think Christian jokes and memes are a replacement for sharing the Gospel with someone, but if they can be used as a tool to spark a conversation that will lead someone to the Lord, that’s great!" Michael says.
"While the purpose of my page has always been to entertain Christians, I do love hearing about how non-Christians and Christians have been able to connect better through the content we make."
"I don’t make a lot from M4J, but I make enough to justify being able to spend a lot of my free-time making memes," Michael continues. "Most of the feedback I receive is positive, however there are moments where someone will get upset over something. I typically just ignore it, but I’ll intervene if all heck breaks loose."
Memes For Jesus now has almost 500k followers on Facebook and has been viewed by tens of millions of people. Not bad for a small project set up by a youth pastor at a small church in central Pennsylvania! People from all around the world join in the fun sharing memes with their friends, and talk about how the community brightens their days and encourages their faith.
Check out the page for yourself here, as well as Michael's Patreon to see his various other projects.
Courtesy of Fact Republic, here are a few interesting little pieces of trivia about Christianity that you might not know about!
Christian Atheism exists, in which followers believe in the teachings of Christ but not that they were divinely inspired. They see Jesus as a humanitarian and philosopher rather than the son of God.
In the 7th century, Mohammed wrote an open letter to Christians that declared their right to self-governance, protection for churches and monasteries, and freedom to practice their religion openly in Muslim controlled areas. Muslims are commanded to follow this until the end of time.
Historians believe the fate of Christianity hinged on the Battle of Tours (732 A.D.) where an Arab invasion force was defeated by a Frankish force in present-day France, preventing the spread of Islam to all of Western Europe and preserving, Christianity as the religion of Europe.
- While we think of Christianity as a truly ancient religion, it is a relatively recent phenomenon in the scale of human existence. For example, there was more time between the start and finish of the Great Wall of China than between the start of Christianity and present day.
- Vladimir the Great of Russia was confronted with the choice of converting Russia to Christianity or to Islam. He eventually chose Christianity, because of Islamic teaching on alcohol, saying, "Drinking is the joy of all Rus'. We cannot exist without that pleasure."
- The keys to the holiest site in Christianity (Church of the holy Sepulchre) are held by a Muslim family that opens the church every morning. Meant to keep the peace between the denominations, this arrangement has been in place since 1187 A.D.
Jesus memes, y’all – if you are a regular around Digital Mom Blog, you probably know my love of funny memes. These funny images with silly captions can lighten heavy situations and in addition to love.
Funny Jesus Memes Even Christians Will Like
Sharing these funny Jesus memes doesn’t come without hesitation – but I’m kind of at the point where you know what, judge away. Because God knows my heart and he created memes and life and laughter sooo, let’s get LOLing.
I am a Christian and a follower of Jesus and know my personal faith – so I’m not sharing anything that I would feel displays blasphemy.
Saved by Jesus
These are all funny Jesus memes that I would and most likely will share with my church people and un-church people. It’s the season of Jesus.
Jesus saves I’m drowning. 🙂
Praise Jesus or do yoga – but do praise Jesus (or is it Puhraise Jesus?)
Hustlers Going to Hustle
Not sure what is going on here, but it does look like someone is hustling Jesus merch!
Funny Jesus Memes
Doing tech support for the parents does feel Jesus like. It take Jesus level patience, that’s for sure!
Jesus is the Way
He is the way.
Jesus Loves You – Even When Your Vandalize
But let’s stop vandalizing with Jesus’ name. That said, Jesus loves you.
Christian Single Women Be Like
5’9″ is just as good as 6’1″ ladies.
What Would Buddy the Elf Say
When a stranger talks to Buddy the Elf about Jesus…
Jesus doesn’t like that.
The Holy Ghost Be Like
You ain’t never had a friend like the holy ghost!
Do You Noah Guy?
Need an ark? I NOAH guy.
He Rose From the Grave
He is risen.
Don’t Share This
Oh, the modern day chain mail – but in Jesus memes form.
Leave Judging for Jesus
Thou shall not judge, unless you are Jesus.
You Need Jesus Meme
Honestly, how many times have you said this (I’ve said this way too many times this week.) BABY, you need Jesus meme.
You may only live once, but Jesus doesn’t YOLO.
You tell them, Jesus!
There you have it. Funny Jesus memes, even some of you judgemental Christians might like. (I really hope you have a sense of humor and know that I am totally kidding. Yes, I know what Jesus says about sarcasm – actually I don’t.)
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Day 17 of Lent
We played it low key yesterday. While I would love to say we rest on Sundays – well, the family does. But mama doesn’t rest. Sundays are my prep day for the week.
Laundry, groceries, lunches and meals must be done on Sunday or our week is utter chaos.
Here in Texas, the weather was absolutely beautiful during the day. Yesterday evening though, Texas reared it’s bi-polar weather head and brought a crazy spring thunderstorm.
We left for dry ground before the hail hit – to at least save a few of our vehicles from damage. What we didn’t realize though – it was going to hail for around 20 minutes straight!
Our neighbors posted a video and it was absolutely insane. In some areas, yards looked like several inches of sonic ice had been poured all over the grass! I think the major damage to our property is the one vehicle we left behind.
I’ll be back tomorrow for Day 18 of the Lent Experiment. Thanks for following along!
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Day 17 Lent – We are sharing the funny today with Jesus memes.
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Be blessed, give grace and be kind.
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This is your first orgasm delivered by a man.
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The first time I saw her like this. Usually she is serious and almost without emotion, but here this seriousness was strangely superimposed on embarrassment, showing a blush on her cheeks. Nice. But I know, - nevertheless I answered. - Briskly climb higher and sit there.Christian Memes 7
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