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12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol

Thursday, Aug 12, 2021, 11:51 am

By:James Fraser



We, humans, are witty enough to make jokes about pretty much anything from race, religion, God to people. Hey, it's okay to read God jokes because Jesus or any other God that we know doesn't send us to hell for doing so! Jesus only hates you when you do bad things, hurt others, commit crimes, etc. Hence what you are about to go through now isn't a deliberate act of sacrilege, but a bunch of jokes that makes an average individual laugh. Here are 12 Jesus Christ memes that are hilarious!

1.Was Inside Of Mary Before Jesus!


Apparently, this meme is referring to Jesus Christ's virginal birth. As you all know, Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus Christ, a doctrine that atheists refuse to accept. No God-fearing or church-going parent believes their daughter when she tells them she is pregnant but claims she is still a virgin! However, they affirm Christ's birth anyway! Funny, but that's how most of our religions work! Anyway, the hippie Jesus here in the picture looks cool, isn't he?


Was Inside Of Mary Before Jesus!-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol




2.Hey I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy


"Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm your savior, so praise me, may be!" 

That's a cool pickup line, but meeting Jesus Christ for a date is the last thing any girl wants! Jesus Christ does look extremely good in this photo, and every girl wants a guy whose face is as charming as his! Well, most of us know Jesus as a young and handsome white male with blue eyes and stuff, but in reality, he was a Jew and looked like a typical Middle Eastern native! 



Hey I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol



3.Why Did You Have To Die Jesus?


Christians around the world believe that Jesus Christ came back to life three days after he was crucified and made several appearances up to 40 days before he permanently flew back to heaven. This meme, apparently, humorously depicts Jesus death and resurrection. Hey, did you know many atheists call Jesus's resurrection a hoax! If Jesus Christ died for our sins (sacrifice), what was the point in coming back to life (a miracle)? Hey, you religious buddy, that's not our question!


Why Did You Have To Die Jesus?-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol





4.This Republican Jesus!


Republicans and their supporters visualize Jesus exactly this way! They all love Jesus, but most of them don't usually pay attention to what Christ said when it comes to helping poor and needy! Hey, do you think poor is poor because they are lazy? We can't straightaway call every poor person in the world lazy, but yes, a lot of them can get out of it if they try. Ideally, government, NPOs, etc. should teach poor how to make money than giving them away bucks, food stamps, etc. Remember the good old saying? Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime!


This Republican Jesus!-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol



5.I'm So Sorry Rex, The Ark Is Full!


Perhaps dinos were too big to be on Noah's Ark, so they were left to die in flood?! Just kidding, dinosaurs are way too older than any religion in the world! Dinosaurs lived on our planet nearly 200 million years ago, whereas, Hinduism, one of the major religions in the world is just 10,000 years old. Christianity, on the other hand, is just above 2000 years old, and Islam is under 1500 years old. There are no references to dinosaurs in Bible, and unsurprisingly, most Holy Scriptures don't talk about the prehistoric things.


I'm So Sorry Rex, The Ark Is Full! -12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol





6.This Ripped Jesus!


Oh boy, you shouldn't be messing with this ripped version of Jesus! Jesus is always portrayed as a skinny person with his ribs showing up, so Jesus here with muscles looks weird and funny! Hey, do you know that there exists a statue of Jesus Christ on Cross in South Korea that depicts him to have an Asian face and ripped body?! The photo went viral a couple of years ago, and if you want to take a look at that, just search "Korean Jesus" on Google, and you are going to find him!


This Ripped Jesus!-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol



7.That's True!


Most people who celebrate Christmas get Christmas gifts, but Jesus Christ doesn't get any even though it is his birthday! That's a bit sad, isn't it? Anyway, he was off to heaven a couple of thousands of years ago, so people can't gift him even though they want to give him pricey Christmas presents! If he really wants some gifts, Jesus Christ should return to Earth! If he does, we guess no one's going to believe him unless he walks on water or turns water into some good old red wine again!


That's True!-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol





8.Screaming God's Name In Bed!


Screaming God's name in bed is a lot better than shouting out an ex-boyfriend's name! What do you say? Hey, by the way, many religious preachers tell people, especially women, not to scream God's name during sex! Well, the life on Earth would never exist if there were no concept of sex! Despite that, many religions take a conservative approach when it comes to lovemaking. Every religion set an ocean of rules that people needed to follow to have sex. Interestingly, many religions around the world see masturbation as sin!


Screaming God's Name In Bed! -12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol



9.This Black Jesus!


This hilarious Jesus meme depicts a black stereotype! As you may know, African Americans are known for their obsession with foods and drinks like fried chicken, watermelon, Kool-Aid, grape soda, etc. Black Jesus here in the picture looks interesting! Hey, many historians believe that Jesus was a person of color. They may be right because Jesus was a Jew and he was born in the Middle East. The people of Middle East are neither white nor black. They are Caucasians with skin color ranging from dark brown to pale white.


This Black Jesus!-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol




10.This Hilarious Meme!


Apparently, this meme humorously takes a dig at all those viral pictures and videos that show Jesus Christ appearing everywhere, from Cheetos to dog asses! Anyway, the big question here is, Will Jesus ever come back to Earth?! Nowhere in the Bible was it mentioned that Jesus would come back at a particular point, but many Christians around the world believe that Second Coming would happen very soon!


This Hilarious Meme!-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol



11.Give It Back Tyrone, I Know You Took It!


It is a hilarious meme, and perhaps we shouldn't laugh at it! It isn't just a Jesus Christ meme, but it also happens to be a racist one! Evidently, whoever created the meme tried to portray the black kid as a thief! The art itself looks interesting, though. The white kids around Jesus are like, "We own you, Jesus," and Christ is like, "Come on, you little guy from Africa, I love you too!" if you find this meme hilarious, you may, perhaps, love these medieval art reactions as well!


Give It Back Tyrone, I Know You Took It!-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol





12.Holy Shit!


So, that's the meaning of holy shit?! This meme does sound a bit blasphemous, so laugh at your own risk! Don't come back and complain if you lose your free ticket to heaven for laughing at this meme. As said earlier, this topic is just an assortment of some random Jesus Christ jokes that is specifically created for those who want to check them! Remember, no good lord sends you to hell for making fun of him, even though you are supposed to be respectful to others! Be kind to others, help those who are in need, don't tell lies, don't ruin other people's lives, and that's when God likes you!



Holy Shit!-12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol



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Christians love themselves a funny joke as much as anyone else, even if their humor might stay firmly on the 'safe' side of things at times. Because although church can be boring, Sunday school is a drag, nuns, and priests and all the religious beliefs, and God supposedly keeping an eye even on your thoughts, it doesn't always have to be so serious!

We here at Bored Panda are sure that Jesus himself would approve of these funny memes, which tackle Christianity with a bit of fun and a huge smile. Scroll down below to check these religious jokes out for yourself and enjoy, but not too much though ok? God would prefer that you laugh with him, rather than at him!

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Bored Panda spoke to Michael Schaffer, a youth pastor and founder of the popular Facebook page Memes For Jesus. The page focuses "always on challenging Christians to learn to laugh ourselves, but also look at the bigger picture, and keep our focus on serving the Lord, and sharing His Good News."

"I started Memes For Jesus under the name of Christian Memes back in 2012 because anytime I saw memes about Jesus or God, they were always written from a negative perspective and I wanted to give Christians the opportunity to enjoy the best memes they could relate to," Michael told us.

Memes have quickly grown into an incredibly useful and important means of communication, with their often amusing, easily shareable format using cultural references to clever get a point across. Perhaps churches could use them more regularly to reach the younger members of their faith? "I don’t think Christian jokes and memes are a replacement for sharing the Gospel with someone, but if they can be used as a tool to spark a conversation that will lead someone to the Lord, that’s great!" Michael says.

"While the purpose of my page has always been to entertain Christians, I do love hearing about how non-Christians and Christians have been able to connect better through the content we make."

"I don’t make a lot from M4J, but I make enough to justify being able to spend a lot of my free-time making memes," Michael continues. "Most of the feedback I receive is positive, however there are moments where someone will get upset over something. I typically just ignore it, but I’ll intervene if all heck breaks loose."

Memes For Jesus now has almost 500k followers on Facebook and has been viewed by tens of millions of people. Not bad for a small project set up by a youth pastor at a small church in central Pennsylvania! People from all around the world join in the fun sharing memes with their friends, and talk about how the community brightens their days and encourages their faith.

Check out the page for yourself here, as well as Michael's Patreon to see his various other projects.

Courtesy of Fact Republic, here are a few interesting little pieces of trivia about Christianity that you might not know about!

Christian Atheism exists, in which followers believe in the teachings of Christ but not that they were divinely inspired. They see Jesus as a humanitarian and philosopher rather than the son of God.

In the 7th century, Mohammed wrote an open letter to Christians that declared their right to self-governance, protection for churches and monasteries, and freedom to practice their religion openly in Muslim controlled areas. Muslims are commanded to follow this until the end of time.

Historians believe the fate of Christianity hinged on the Battle of Tours (732 A.D.) where an Arab invasion force was defeated by a Frankish force in present-day France, preventing the spread of Islam to all of Western Europe and preserving, Christianity as the religion of Europe.

  • While we think of Christianity as a truly ancient religion, it is a relatively recent phenomenon in the scale of human existence. For example, there was more time between the start and finish of the Great Wall of China than between the start of Christianity and present day.
  • Vladimir the Great of Russia was confronted with the choice of converting Russia to Christianity or to Islam. He eventually chose Christianity, because of Islamic teaching on alcohol, saying, "Drinking is the joy of all Rus'. We cannot exist without that pleasure."
  • The keys to the holiest site in Christianity (Church of the holy Sepulchre) are held by a Muslim family that opens the church every morning. Meant to keep the peace between the denominations, this arrangement has been in place since 1187 A.D.

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Jesus memes, y’all – if you are a regular around Digital Mom Blog, you probably know my love of funny memes. These funny images with silly captions can lighten heavy situations and in addition to love.

Funny Jesus Memes Even Christians Will Like

Sharing these funny Jesus memes doesn’t come without hesitation – but I’m kind of at the point where you know what, judge away. Because God knows my heart and he created memes and life and laughter sooo, let’s get LOLing.

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I am a Christian and a follower of Jesus and know my personal faith – so I’m not sharing anything that I would feel displays blasphemy.

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These are all funny Jesus memes that I would and most likely will share with my church people and un-church people. It’s the season of Jesus.

WWJD - Drowning in front of Jesus

Jesus saves I’m drowning. 🙂

Mannequin Praise

Praise Jesus or do yoga – but do praise Jesus (or is it Puhraise Jesus?)

Praise Jesus Mannequin

Hustlers Going to Hustle

Not sure what is going on here, but it does look like someone is hustling Jesus merch!

Shout out to this hustler who tried to sell merch at the crucifixtion

Funny Jesus Memes

Doing tech support for the parents does feel Jesus like. It take Jesus level patience, that’s for sure!

When you help your mom with her computer and dont freak out on her - feeling like Jesus

Jesus is the Way

He is the way.

Funny Jesus Memes - Jesus your in the way. No, I am the way.

Jesus Loves You – Even When Your Vandalize

But let’s stop vandalizing with Jesus’ name. That said, Jesus loves you.

Jesus Loves You - Evandalism

Christian Single Women Be Like

5’9″ is just as good as 6’1″ ladies.

When you ask God to send you a good man but he is too short

What Would Buddy the Elf Say

When a stranger talks to Buddy the Elf about Jesus…

When a stranger talks to me about Jesus - I KNOW HIM! Buddy Elf Meme about Jesus

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Scripture Twisting

Jesus doesn’t like that.

Go out into the world and twist scripture so that no one is offended - things jesus never said

The Holy Ghost Be Like

You ain’t never had a friend like the holy ghost!

The holy ghost be like - you ain't never had a friend like me. Genie Jesus Meme

Do You Noah Guy?

Need an ark? I NOAH guy.

Need an Ark? I Noah guy - Jesus knows

He Rose From the Grave

He is risen.

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Don’t Share This

Oh, the modern day chain mail – but in Jesus memes form.

Sadly 97% of people will not share this. Share if you love Jesus. He already saw you read it. Viral Jesus Meme Post

Leave Judging for Jesus

Thou shall not judge, unless you are Jesus.

Judgemental Kermit Meme - I didn't know you had the authority to judge me. Is Jesus hiring?

You Need Jesus Meme

Honestly, how many times have you said this (I’ve said this way too many times this week.) BABY, you need Jesus meme.

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YOLO Jesus

You may only live once, but Jesus doesn’t YOLO.

YOLO LOL JK BRB - JESUS - Funny Jesus Meme

You tell them, Jesus!

YOLO Jesus Funny Meme

There you have it. Funny Jesus memes, even some of you judgemental Christians might like. (I really hope you have a sense of humor and know that I am totally kidding. Yes, I know what Jesus says about sarcasm – actually I don’t.)

Don’t miss our favorite inspirational bible quotes.

Day 17 of Lent

We played it low key yesterday. While I would love to say we rest on Sundays – well, the family does. But mama doesn’t rest. Sundays are my prep day for the week.

Laundry, groceries, lunches and meals must be done on Sunday or our week is utter chaos.

Sunday Quote - A Sunday well spent brings a week of content

Here in Texas, the weather was absolutely beautiful during the day. Yesterday evening though, Texas reared it’s bi-polar weather head and brought a crazy spring thunderstorm.

We left for dry ground before the hail hit – to at least save a few of our vehicles from damage. What we didn’t realize though – it was going to hail for around 20 minutes straight!

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Our neighbors posted a video and it was absolutely insane. In some areas, yards looked like several inches of sonic ice had been poured all over the grass! I think the major damage to our property is the one vehicle we left behind.

I’ll be back tomorrow for Day 18 of the Lent Experiment. Thanks for following along!

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