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एक बार संता जी मुर्गा खरीदने जाते है!
संता जी – मुर्गा कितने में दिया!
दुकानदार – साबजी जी १०० रुपया किलो,५० रुपया किलो,२० रुपया किलो!
संता जी – वो वाला इतना सस्ता क्यो है!
दुकानदार – साब जी उसको एड्स है!
संता जी – दे – दो खाना ही तो है सेक्स थोड़े ही करना है!
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संता- मुझसे पंगा मत लेना मै शेर दा पुत्तर हूँ ,
बंता- यार संता एक बात तो बता, शेर घर आया था या तेरी अम्मा जंगल गई थी ?
NON VEG JOKES IN HINDI

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वह आईं हम देखते रहे
वह मुस्कुराईं हम चुप रहे
वह बोलती रहीं हम खोए रहे
पर जब वो जाने लगीं
तो हम चिल्लाए
मैम अटेंडेंस तो ले लो।

NON VEG JIJA SALI JOKES IN HINDI

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पत्नी (पति से) : आज की रात कुछ ऐसा करो कि बस पसीना आ जाए।
पति फैन ऑफ करके सो गया।

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Santa: Yaar agar ye ladki meri na hui
to mein isse kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga.

Banta: Haan yaar tu sahi keh raha hai....
Par agar ye teri ho gayi to tu sabki hone dega???

 

 

 
 


Banta- Sir cocroach ke lie powder loge kya?
Santa- nhi hum cocroch ko itna lad pyar nhi kar sakte hai.
aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega.
 

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Santa- kya teri chaddi mein hole hai??
Banta- nahi Santa-toh tu pehenta kaise hai??

 


Santa: A Bapu Idhar aa.
Santa's Mom: Beta Bapu Ko Izzat se bulao..
Santa : Ok, A Bapu Izzat se Idhar aa.

 


Santa was smoking in front of his father.

Mom-- oye, papa k samne smoking kr rah h,

santa-- papa hi to h, petrol pump thodi h jo jal jayega.........

 


Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The
Madam- Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha
Both- Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye

 


One day Santa was going to moon in rocket
but he stopped journey in the middle
and came back to the earth.
Bantu asked Santa why did you came back? then
Santa replaid you fool "today is amvasya there is no moon".

 


Ultimate logic of Santa Banta:
What is the opposite of 'Aachaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Aachaar = Pickle = Pee+kal.
So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onio

 


Santa Amrud bech rha tha
Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?
Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge

 


santa daru pee k tala kholne laga,
hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad,
sala bahut hil raha hai.

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Santa ne ghar ka darwaja nikala aur kandhe par rakh kar bazaar mein gaya

Ek aadmi ne pucha : Bhai, kya darwaja bechna hain ?

Santa : Nahi, taala khulwana hain,chaabi kho gayi hain..

Haso mat….
Joke abhi agey hain :

Aadmi santa se : Agar ghar mein chor ghus gaye to.. ?

Santa : Andar kaise jayega.. ?
Darwaja to mere pass hain….



Santa karne ke liye call girl ke paas gya

CallGirl : Tum Mere Sath sona chahate ho..

Santa : Han ,par meri ek sart hai..

Call Girl : Kya !!

Santa : Tum bilkul mere biwi ki tarah karogi ..

Call girl : Wo kaise ?

Sanat : Bilkul Free  Me



Ek santa ke land pe lal nisan padh gya tha.

To wo ek lady doctor ke pass apni samasaya leke gaya..

Santa ne apna land doctor ko dikha ke pare sani batai..

Doctor ne usee ek cream di aur boli..

3 Din me hik ho jayega .. agar na ho to mere paas fir aajana..

Santa chala gya …Aur 3 din bad fir aata hai..

Santa : Madam ye thik hi nahi huwa..

Koi achi si dawai batao..

Doctor ne usse ek aur cream batai..

Santa dawai leke waha se chala gaya..

Dawailagane ke agle thin hi nisan chala gya..

Santa khusi kushi doctor ke paas aaya..

Santa : Iaa bar aap ne kain se daai batai ki ek hi din me thik ho gya..

Doctor : Iss bar maine tumhe lipistick removal bataya tha..



Ek Accedent me santa ka pichwada fat jata hai,

Wo hospital take dalwane jata hai,

Nurse puchti hai : KItna khula chhodhu…

Santa : Jitni aap ki khuli hai …

Nurse : Fir to aur fadani padegi …



Santa Ghar ke paas wali dawai ke dukan pe jake bolta hai…

Santa : Bhaiya ek white Condom Dena..

DukanaDar : White Condom kya karoge..

Santa : Parosan ka pati mar gya hai..

Usse dukh wayakt karne jana hai





Santa apne dost ko call girl ke paas gya..

Subah call girl kamre se rote huye bahar aai

Santa : Ya huwa paise nahi diye kya..

Call girl : Paise to choro sale ne to chaye bhi mere dhudh se banaya



Santa : Doctor mai kal ek randi ke sath karne gya tha..

Doctor : Toh kya huwa !!

Santa : Tab se mujhe Toilet nahi aaraha..

Doctor ne ache se check kiya

Doctor : Sale bhosari ke… [email protected] to utara nahhi..

To pisap tere gand se nikle ga..



Santa ek vaishya ke sath hotal me karne gya..

Jab santa vaishya ki ghodi bana ke kar raha tha toh Santa bola

“Mai ek sawal pichu”

Ladki : Ha pucho?

Santa : Karne me adami aur aurat dono ko maza aata hai..

Par Paise sirf adami ko dena padta hai..

Ladki : Pagal tujhe pata nahi paise sirf outgoing ke dene padte hai..

Incoming ke nahi…



Santa ( banta se ) : Yar meri biwi ne mujhe aaj b hi nahi kanne diya ..

Choti choti bato pe dalti hai

Bnata : kya huwa ?

Santa : Yar jab karne ke liye usne kapde utare usne..

To maine bola … tumne apne behen ki bra aur penty kyu pahni hai…

Issi pe ladne lagii..



Ek bar chhat se girne ki wajah se santa ki g*and fat gai,

Toh wo doctor ke pass silwane gya..

Doctor ne silne ke bad usse 2500 rupee mange..

Santa ne usse 5000 dediya

Doctor : Tumne mujhe 5000 kyu diye hai..

Santa : Apki fees sun ke fir se fat gai hai.

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